Waltering
doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your “hard work”.
person 1: “man i still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done
person 2: “try waltering for a little while”
person 1: “yea! i usually do so much real work i completely forgot about waltering!”
any act emulating the actions of walter white; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)
other versions: walter
dude 1: i’m just waltering around the house today.
dude 2: yeah i got cl-ss today so i can’t walter till i get home.
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