Walton Shuffle


the way an irish person with a withered p-n-s walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.
it is much funnier to watch the jack–ss do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.
see also: andy walking at 4am
andy was too wasted to do the walton shuffle so we had to carry his irish -ss inside
incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles
we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking

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