Walton Wasted


the act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. being walton wasted was first done by samantha walton.
“woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?” “yeah, she was so walton wasted.”
“last night a girl almost knocked our big screen tv over, she was walton wasted.”

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