wambat


crazzy drunken -sshole with long black hair.

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man tim tim was such a wambat last night at that marissas house!
a form of masturbation done by a male that is morbidly obese. similar to having a “bat”, a “wambat” is a bigger or fatter version of this. it must involve a very large individual that is m-ssively over weight.
he had a wambat.
i’m going to go to hj’s then go home for a wambat.
he’s talking wambat again.

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