Wampus


1. a wildcat.
2. a mountain lion.
3. a mythical tennessee cat-like creature.
4. a possum.
the farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.
a cat. also known as a kitty wampus.
my mom: “aww! who’s my little wampus?”
cat: “meow……..”
a simpleton. not smart
guy: i totaly pwnd that chick
guy2: dude, you better watch out, she’s no wampus! brains, loyal and a bod
guy: please sucka she won’t know what hit it.
guy2: ok, guys. don’t say i didn’t warn you. she’s got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.
when a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an -ss in the front. formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.
ughh.. did you see that wampus on her?
a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath…..
that jen is a f-cking wampus…. i can hear her from outside!!!

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