wamu


washington mutuals failed attempt to sound cool
i think wamu is a really gay word, just like washington mutual
noun.
1. the byproduct of eating out a mans -sshole formed from a mixture of saliva, fecal matter and sometimes -n-l lubricants.

exclamation
2. express disgust, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

verb
3. to express waste, pain, failure or painful failure.

noun:
“that was some great -ss, by my mouth is full of wamu”

exclamation:
“that sh-t is f-cking wamu”

verb:
ex. 1 “if you don’t stop, i will wamu you like a little b-tch”
ex. 2 “your -ss got wamued”
abbreviated version of washington mutual bank.
i went over and robbed the wamu on the corner.
stocks prices going down to 0; bankruptcy.
i hope citi don’t go wamu on me.
wild -ss made-up sh-t

invented on a constantine maroulis fanboard to mean “career speculation.”

also can be abbreviated to was: wild -ss sh-t.
1. when constantine said he’s going to be all over fox news, i thought he meant he was going on the o’reilly factor. just my wamus.

2. wamuswhen he said he’s was going to be on the news, i figured he was hinting that he was going to be on a new fox show with kelsey grammar called “action news.” /wamus

3. i just thought he was gonna be on the local 5 o’clock news…but whadda i know…was.

4. club-goers: girl one: where did jenny disappear to?
girl two: i think she’s getting some in the bathroom with that guy she was talking to.
girl one: d-mn! that’s some wamus!! she’s standing right behind you.

5. roommate guy 1: what time did you roll in last night?
roommate guy 2: sh-t if i can remember. i was so drunk i think i had a 3-way with those 2 chicks from the bar.
guy 1: jahyeahuh right!! in your dreams! wamus!!
n. 1/3 of the 836 mafia
v. a way of getting whitney’s attention in a loud, crowded orgy.
wamu, come and save my born again virgin -ss from this orgy. thanks.
gay people who eat out other men and hate on the oozk who are bosses
wamu = tanner, kyle, tyler, garrett, other ppl

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