wandering hand
v., adj., n., – when a male’s hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping – seemingly on its own.
it wasn’t that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.
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