wandering mongoose
the wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. there are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not s-xist…you just need to have a d-ck for it.) method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. you, simply enough, take out your d-ck and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your d-ck. proceed until they cry.
method 2 can only occur when you’re recieving a bl-w j-b, and you have to play it off very cool…casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. you probably don’t want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a bl-w j-b from this girl again.
guy 1-hey, why was my sister so p-ssed at you last night?
guy 2-ah…yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn’t find it as funny as i do.
guy 1-i swear if you don’t shut the h-ll up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
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