a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
i lost my w*ng bagel yesterday. this has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
- aux fire
when the person playing music using the aux cable, is doing a great job setting the mood. dam son! on the road trip jerry was brining that aux fire!
the process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life. guy a: i’m so glad john is coming with us to vegas this weekend. since he got married five years ago he hasn’t been on a guys weekend. guy b: […]
a mix between a sponge and a chicken, they have a lifespan to 12 years and will only eat chicken and enslave sponges. black guy: that d*mn lordchikn just stole all my kfc i just bought! i’m gonna woop his *ss! a mix between a sponge and a chicken, they have a lifespan to 12 […]
the best soccer player ever. wow look at that dilshaan