wang drain

a social phenomenon in which men from western countries seek attractive, dutiful, and feminine women from asia, latin america, or eastern europe. -n-logous to the “brain drain,” but in geographic reverse.
example 1:

danielle: like, where are all the good guys at? i don’t get it. i have a career that keeps me super busy; short nails; pasty skin; a 32-inch waist; ugg boots; frizzy blond hair; a pair-shaped body, and a master’s degree. i can barely cook and have slept with, like, just 28 guys. what gives?

dave: hmm, i’d say it’s the w-ng drain. like mike, the cool guy from sales, he just married a hot j-panese chick that works part time and has long nails; almond skin; s-xy sandals; shiny black hair; an hourgl-ss figure, and a bachelor’s degree. she’s a great cook and has had just two boyfriends before him. you seriously gotta step your game up.

example 2:

jessica: why are there so many american, swedish, german, canadian, and british men living in thailand and china?

jeff: it’s not obvious? they’re part of the w-ng drain; they’re sick of imperious, career-obsessed american girls with huge senses of self-ent-tlement and mannish physiques, so they’ve come to seek beautiful, soft-spoken, feminine asian women instead. it’s really quite simple.

example 3:

emily: who’s that sl-t?

elizabeth: oh, that’s kevin’s girlfriend. she, like, must have a 23-inch waist or something. she looks like a total ho. i heard she’s from, like, croatia. kevin must be part of that w-ng drain thingy.