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a catch-all term that covers various forms of egregious and self-serving boasting about one’s s-x life – particularly when such boasting occurs over the internet.

like the famous supreme court quote about p-rnography – w-ng-wagging is something that is difficult to define, but easy to recognize when one sees it. there are a few basic types of w-ng-wagging

type one (bragging to one’s friends):

for instance, whenever dudes are hanging out in an informal setting talking about their s-x lives, w-ng-wagging will inevitably occur as one or more of the dudes in the conversation feels a compet-tive desire to exaggerate the details of his s-x life – so as to “one up” another member of the group or to attain some form of status in the group.

type two (bragging on the internet):

w-ng-wagging is particularly prevalent on the internet – especially on message boards, where male posters often go to great lengths to make exaggerated claims about their s-xual prowess, and to denigrate the s-xual prowess of other posters.

type three (subtle):

in my opinion, dudes who feel the need to bring-up the fact that they have a girlfriend (or post about their girlfriends), even in conversations (or threads) that have nothing to do with s-x – are engaging in a form of w-ng-wagging. by bringing up one’s girlfriend in an irrelevant context, it is as if one is saying “hey! i need others to acknowledge that i am cool/s-xy/virile enough to have a girlfriend – so i am going to bring her up and talk about her – even though she has nothing to do with the topic of our conversation.”
type one (bragging to one’s friends):

“ya – your girlfriend jill is hot, but she’s kind of plain. i’m an f-ing wild man in the sack! did i ever tell you about the time i went to canada and had hot p-ssionate s-x with two nymphomaniac super-models on the sh-r- of lake onatario? man – they were begging for for more of me – but i had to go back to my hotel…..”

type two (bragging on the internet):

“my record for -j-c-l-t–ns in one day is eleven. i don’t understand dudes who can’t regenerate more than six times a day. you all need to start taking more vitamin b or something.”

type three (subtle):

person a: “wow – gta” san andreas is a great game.”

person b “ya – i know – my girlfriend and i play it all the time – usually right before we have s-x. she loves to hijack cars and kill the ballas. it’s like an aphrodisiac.”