Wangle


when someone manage to get something they wouldn’t expect to get.
i managed to w-ngle a couple of tickets to the sold out rush concert.
i w-ngled a day off work.
i just w-ngles my parent’s into letting me go to the cool party.
a medieval folk dance as stated by richard richard of the tv show ‘bottom’
“well what if i want to have a wan…wan…w-ngle? yes its em…its em…its a medieval folk dance! yes what if i want to have a medieval folk dance before i go to bed?”
an expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, w-ngles is your word.
“hi honey, what do think of my new thong?”

“w-ngles!”

-or-

if you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn’t expect to see, you say “w-ngles!”

basically can be used in any situation.
a combination of the words w-ng + angle.
noun: a curved/bent/crooked p-n-s.
adjective: a measure of the amount of curvature/bend in the p-n-s.
1. johnny has a total w-ngle, his p-n-s almost bent 90 degrees.
2. seth only had about a 15-degree w-ngle, it wasn’t nearly as w-ngled as johnny’s.
referring to the direction a camera often faces (towards a w-ng) on social video chat sites
most cameras are at a w-ngle on chatroulette.com.
another way to say “p-ss”…
“w-ngle me a biscuit…”

“w-ngle the weed to the weft hand side…”
combination of the words: wide and angle
john: i want a good landscape shot
jane: better buy a w-ngle lens

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