wangmaster
a person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. the w-ngmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the combination of malice and incompetence.
bob’s a god d-mn w-ngmaster, f-cker couldn’t write a cron job to safe his life.
one who works in the deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.
w-ngmaster originates from “weighing master” and when said multipule times, becomes “w-ngmaster”.
“oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of swiss.”
“whatever, it’s no big deal, john’s the w-ngmaster.”
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