Wank and seek


you get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
after the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout “ready or not here i come” once these words are spoken the hiders commence w-nking. the seeker then searchs for said w-nkers, and has to find them before they -j-c-l-t-
phil: “where is simon?”

simons mum: “sorry were abit busy playing w-nk and seek, i think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of s-x wee in there!”

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