wank blanket
this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don’t stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where’s my w-nk blanket??….yes auntie i’ll be down in a minute
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