wank bullet
to falsely confess to downloading p-rnographic material to get the real culprit out of trouble.
oh sh-t, i forgot to wipe my p-rn from my girlfriend’s laptop!
don’t worry, i’ll tell her it was me, i’ll take a w-nk bullet for you buddy!
when you have watched p-rn on someones computer without their permission and they find out. your friend takes the blame and says they have a w-nking problem.
john: fred i lent you my computer the over day and found a video of a gay gang bang.
fred: it wasn’t me.
clive: it was my fault fred popped out for a coffee and i was watching it. i have a w-nking disorder and i knock one out 12 times a day.
(john leaves)
clive: i just took a w-nk bullet for you.
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