wank coma
a state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-he was found in is flat in a pool of his own sp-nk in a w-nk coma.
the emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
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