wank-happy


describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in w-nking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

often the w-nk-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quant-ty of high quality (usually european) p-rnography.
ever since alan got that box set of danish bean-flicking hole-pluggers d-ld-fest vols. i-ix, he’s been so w-nk-happy.

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