wank in a batman suit


this is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

for when you don’t want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as “i’d rather die” and “cba” “cbb”

me: want to go out later?
you: nah, i’d rather w-nk in a batman suit

me: that football player is cr-p!
you: he might as well w-nk in a batman suit

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