Wank Me


a phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a s-xual act on you or otherwise go away or f-ck off.
jonno: hi can i sit here?
tom: w-nk me..
used it as a replacement for the phrase “f-ck you, or “f-ck off.”
dave: hey!
kat: w-nk me!

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