wank-neck


a debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a ‘dry-spell’.
most mornings he woke up with w-nk-neck.

if he doesn’t stop, he’ll give himself chronic w-nk-neck.

w-nk-neck is the disease of the under s-xed.

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