Wank of Shame
to m-st-rb-t- furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.
“tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a w-nk of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. and then he had a cry”
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