wank-pit


bed in which one m-st-rb-t-s. (see w-nk trough)
jesus christ was born in some f-cking farmer’s w-nk pit.
typical teenage boy’s bedroom
dad – “fraser get out of that stinking w-nk pit, it’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon”
fraser – “urrrgh, later, leave me alone”
a male teenagers bedroom
dad – “it’s 2pm get out of that stinking w-nk pit”

son – “later – ok?”

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