wank-run
when you measure the length of your w-nk stroke and multiply this by the average strokes per m-st-rb-t–n session. this gives you the total distance you have to rub over you d-ck to achieve a hot steamy creamy -j-c-l-t–n.
note: derived from wind-run which is the average distance meteorologists measure the length gusts of wind blow over.
while using the hot-shots radar gun and pretending to w-nk, the scatman recorded a velocity of 3 m/s. therefore, multiplying this by an average w-nk time of 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds gives a w-nk-run of 5400 m. a pretty impressive w-nk-run compared to my premature -j-c-l-t–n which gives my only a w-nk run of 20 metres.
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