Wank Sandwich
when you have bloc party playing in one ear and the kooks in the other.
“f-cks sake! i’m caught in a w-nk sandwich here!”
when two females are 69ing (licking each other out at the same time) each other and a male -j-c-l-t-s in between them.
“i’m well going to w-nksandwich those lesbos” horney fat guy
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