Wank-Shake
a w-nk-shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald’s employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a w-nk-shake. the symptoms of obtaining a w-nk-shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled sp-nk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.
customer: “excuse me sir, i didn’t want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!”
employee: “noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sn-gg-rs to others).
larry: “did you sort that posh tw-t in the mercedes a w-nk-shake”.
barry: “ov’co-rs- mate, a nice steamy one, w-nk my c-ck!! haha!!!!”..
larry: “lerious-character!!! hahaha!!”.
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