wank shelter


a safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce s-m-n by hand without being disturbed.
kim: have you seen dennis?

johan: i haven’t seen him in ages
olaf: dennis has locked himself in his w-nk shelter.

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