wank slacks


a pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably m-st-rb-t- whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

called fap slacks across the atlantic.
“i see mikes got his w-nk slacks on, guess we know what he’ll be doing later!”

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