Wank slap


a funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. much like placing cream in the open hand of a p-ssed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. this is very similar, only using a different kind of “cream”. one m-st-rb-t-s on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. the victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a w-nky tissue stuck on their face.
dave: mate, simon’s out cold.
frankie: sh-t, yeah. hey, he’s got one hand open.
dave: you thinking what i’m thinking?
frankie: h-ll yeah! let’s w-nk slap this dude.
to slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your p-n-s while they have p-ssed out at a party.
oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a w-nk slap.
where you slap yourself during m-st-rb-t–n either by accident or on purpose.
i gave myself a right bad-ss w-nk slap yesterday.

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