wank sock
sock used to m-st-rb-t- with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after -j-c-l-t–n
i used a w-nk sock everytime i m-st-rb-t- so i don’t have to worry about s-m-n going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that i use to spend cleaning s-m-n off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc…
a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained w-nksock stuffed down the side of the bed, i only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
a w-nk sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his p-n-s whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is w-nk in his socks. this can lead to ‘cobweb c-ck’.
mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your w-nk sock, sob sob
a sock placed upon the p-n-s as a masturbatory aid.
‘yesterday, i almost put my w-nksock on by mistake.’
whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn’t stain the carpet
i was going through frankies washing & out popped a crusty w-nksock
an old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a riflemans sleeping tablet
do you need any tissues for tonight son?….no thanks mum i’ve got my w-nk sock under my bed…..thanks anyway….w-nk durch
1. a person who won’t admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. a person who believes stupid thigs and doesn’t have the common sense to work out that they couldn’t possibly be true.
1. a person who won’t admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. a person who believes stupid thigs and doesn’t have the common sense to work out that they couldn’t possibly be true.
charles= you can see the great wall of china from the moon!
dave= no it’s physically impossible to see it from the moon
charlles= yeah you can because it’s so long, and i didn’t say the moon i said sp-ce
dave= you’re a w-nksock!
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