wank splat


commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a w-nking session if not using your w-nk jammies…
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you w-nk splat.

i had a w-nk last night and had w-nk splat all over my bed and got it on my hand…
an insult used by chavs in the uk. can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although sh-t) insult.
‘hes a w-nk splat sum times wen he f-ckin frose hes f-ckin mini chedas but he sum times aight’

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