Wank the Tank


to m-st-rb-t-; bust a nut. energize one selfs p-n-s for s-xual pleasure.

origin: from the english slang word, w-nk and the gujarati tānkũ meaning “underground cistern.

phrase coined by the bbcf in early 21st century. experts guess around september of 2011.
alex: hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and frank’s house?

jesse: yeah that sounds sweet

billy: i can’t go. i have to furiously “w-nk the tank” to some new kate upton nude pics.

jesse: oh that’s right, i can’t make it either.

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