wank wank wank
an exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.
most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
call: “why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? it’s just wendy’s chicken nuggets, man, it doesn’t really matter all that much…”
response: “w-nk w-nk w-nk.”
call: “why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? that’s just stupid!”
response: “w-nk w-nk w-nk.”
call: “are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? it’s 4am! you have cl-ss in 5 hours!”
response: “w-nk w-nk w-nk.”
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- wastewank
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- water candy
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- waxing the candle
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