wankalitus
a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.
if you have w-nkalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are…. even if you are in a public place like at the back of a cl-ssroom in a boring philosophy lesson. men that have w-nkalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet
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