wankbidextrous
able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of m-st-rb-t–n
“i can j-ck-ff with my left hand or my right hand. i’m w-nkbidextrous”.
the ability to achieve equal measures of w-nkisfaction with either the right or the left hand.
ben: mate khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it’s his w-nking hand as well.
josh: should be w-nkbidextrous like me then shouldn’t he!
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