wanke-danke-thon
this is an extended masturbation session of grat-tude, formed by combining the words “w-nk” + the german word “danke” for thank you + “thon” from marathon.
mom: alright son, i fixed you a great supper. how are you going to thank me?
son: mom, i am going to do a w-nke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
mom: oh i am flattered!
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