wankend


a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to m-st-rb-t-.
fellow: what are you doing this weekend.

fellow 2: i’ve got to look after my mum, she’s ill.

fellow: having another w-nkend.

fellow 2: i came out last week.

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