wanker’s cramp
british slang:
to w-nk is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either s-x.
w-nker’s cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often m-st-rb-t-s.
you say your hand hurts. you must have w-nker’s cramp.
the most deadly of british diseases
marik- somebody call an ambulance! this limey needs urgent medical -ssistance! apparently he has w-nker’s cramp.
joey- oh no! bakura, speak to me!
bakura- w-nker’s cramp: the most deadly of british diseases.
when the wrist or indeed hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also carpolitis
“whats that cast on your wrist simon?, it appears that you’re suffering from w-nkers cramp!”
the most deadly of all british diseases.
person 1 : “somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical -ssistance apparently he has w-nkers cramp”
a condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with rsi, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive w-nking.
sean: w-nk me off, b-tch.
lucy: i can’t, i’ve got w-nker’s cramp.
soreness in the hand – and in particular, the wrist – brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.
tom hanks’ character in saving private ryan was a sufferer of w-nkers cramp.
noun
a painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
w-nker’s cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the b-tton on bop it too vigorously.
jim hasn’t left the house for almost 5 days. it’s only a manner of time before he gets w-nker’s cramp.
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