Wanker’s Helmet
after w-nking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky c-ck. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your c-m and, as wet paper does, separate. on removal of the tissue you may find small scr-ps still clinging to flesh. these scr-ps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
it is a tell tale sign you have been w-nking.
“bl–dy w-nker’s helmet” he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.
after going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had w-nker’s helmet
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