Wanker’s Regret


the feeling of regret after you’ve just shot your load. normally happens after you’ve had two hour w-nk session over some really, really filthy -n-l dressed up like a pig a2m p-rn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year p-rn stash and a cold shower.
tim: i just burnt my clothes, chucked the pc out of the window and chopped my own b-lls off.

ben: bad case w-nker’s regret man.

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