wankers’ rickets


the name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching -rg-sm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
“i was givin’ it sum in the shower, and got w-nkers’ rickets so bad i ripped the shower curtain off the rail!”

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