wanker’s tan


pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
‘i’ve just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i’ll be spending the next few months working on my w-nker’s tan.’
an expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.
‘pete’s just got football manager 2009, so he’ll be working on his w-nker’s tan for a while.’

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