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Wankess

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  a scale describing the intensity that one m-st-rb-t-s. the w-nk factor has a total of 9 levels (1=lowest, 9=highest). w-nk factors 1-3 are generally slow placed, while w-nk factors 4-6 are the average rates that people usually m-st-rb-t-. w-nk factors 7-9 are angry, violent, and furious whackings, which may result in some minor damage to […]

• wank splat

  commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a w-nking session if not using your w-nk jammies… guy1:dude that was weak!! guy2:shut up you w-nk splat. i had a w-nk last night and had w-nk splat all over my bed and got it on my hand… an insult used […]

• wank wank wank

  an exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent. most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences. call: “why are you mixing the ranch and bbq […]

• Wasko

  a last name that essentially means, bamf, or else, bad -ss mother f-cker guy 1: yo dog did you see what the girl just did!? guy 2: yeah man, her last name is wasko. guy 1: oh, so shes a bamf. guy 2: essentially. guy 1: right on.

• wastewank

  used when the time spent doing what youre actually doing could be better spent w-nking that 7 hour hike mac the knife made us do was wastew-nk

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