Wankey
1. n. a social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. successful w-nkeys have been known to encomp-ss tens of thousands of emails.
2. n. the sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and partic-p-nts in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. v. to contribute to said email thread.
4. adj. w-nkey-related.
1. oh my god have you seen w-nkey? mark blankeyed!
2. headline in parish paper “w-nkey in crisis. foxcab’s greatest inst-tution splits”
3. neil: i’m all shaky?
aobh: why?
neil: i haven’t w-nkeyed in two days.
aobh: have some egg.
4. mmmm, sunday, good w-nkey day.
oh don’t really know her as such, she’s a w-nkey friend.
1. n. a geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. successful w-nkeys have been known to encomp-ss tens of thousands of emails.
2. n. the sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and partic-p-nts in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. v. to contribute to said email thread.
4. adj. w-nkey-related.
1. oh my god have you seen w-nkey? mark blankeyed!
2. headline in parish paper “w-nkey in crisis. foxcab’s greatest inst-tution splits”
3. neil: i’m all shaky?
aobh: why?
neil: i haven’t w-nkeyed in two days.
aobh: have some egg.
4. mmmm, sunday, good w-nkey day.
oh don’t really know her as such, she’s a w-nkey friend.
noun: a w-nking hankerchief
a shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to w-nk into. this material can be used several times before it is washed. it can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.
i went to josh’s joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his w-nkey
the abbreviation for w-nkerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for d-nkle sprinkle.
have you a w-nkey old boy? i’m in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!
why yes i do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!
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