wankfact
a statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible.
“fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards.”
the above statement may well be a w-nkfact.
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where someone w-nks (usually straight after an intial w-nk or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy d-ck after that needed alot of careful scratching. i got w-nking afteritch. why didn’t i wait… coz lucys so d-mn hot, that why! aww it’s so dry and itchy!
- Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
w-nking into condoms cause your a sick c-nt when you cbf cleaning up you w-nk into a condom, w-nking into condoms aka wic
- wankover
the practice of masturbation following a night of heavy drinking. usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced when a hangover incapacitates you from doing anything but watching daytime tv and general moping about. minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching home and away. jesus man, last night was crazy, i got […]
- wannabeef
a very convincing, meatless, subst-tute for ground beef. wannabeef is not often generally consumed by anyone but vegetarians &/or vegans and varies in its degree of palatability. person a: “wow, this meatloaf is so delicious!” person b: “actually it’s meatlessloaf. i made it with wannabeef.” a phrase used to start a fight. usually after someone […]
- want yer dinner
you want you hole, you want s-x dae u want yer dinner