wankin’ in the wind
a derivative of the phrase, “blowin’ in the wind,” which itself was coined by singer-songwriter bob dylan in his h-t song of the same name. whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, “w-nkin’ in the wind” is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to m-st-rb-t- in public would be able to answer it.
person #1: when’s the fourth of july?
person #2: bro, you serious? the answer is w-nkin’ in the wind!
person #3: arnold, did you hear that dumb-ss barry in math cl-ss today?
person #4: no! what’d he say?
person #3: dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
person #4: hah! holy sh-t, what a moron. the answer was w-nkin’ in the wind!
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