Wankin Joe


the grand prize winner of the w-nkers ball. often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. after the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his b-tt while reapeating the words, i am successful.
mike throckmorton is the w-nkin joe.

did you see that guy, he has potential to be w-nkin joe this year.

i love sperm

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