Wanking in the Bank
the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.
in reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she’s ‘w-nking in the bank’.
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- wankerlust
the innate desire to m-st-rb-t- around the world. “my w-nkerl-st has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life.” “racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my w-nkerl-st even further.”
- wanker's jaw
closely related to w-nker’s claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended bl-w j-b. i was totally going down on this guy when i developed a severe case of w-nker’s jaw.
- Xharfin
(silent x) half a virgin. has entered the pool but only at the shallow end. pr-nounced ‘herfin’ kendal “hey i heard alice is still a virgin” jarred “na, shes a xharfin.” kendal “whats that?” jarred “tom put his p-n-s in but they didnt have s-x.” kendal “lovely.”
- cowbell sex
this refers to the cowbell played in the song pigs (three different ones)by pink floyd, off the alb-m ‘animals’ the cowbell is played by nick mason on this song, and it is absolutely awesome person 1: yay, pigs (three different ones) just came on! person 2: omfg cowbell s-x!
- CCTV
closed-circuit television, otherwise known as a video camera directly attached to a monitoring system; usually seen in security systems. these video cameras have only the basic of features. “oh sh-t, my face was shown all over the company’s cctv setup.” china central tv, whose new creepy-looking tower is more or less completed now somewhere in […]