Wanking like a duck


w-nking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pr-nunciation of the word “w-nk” and the cry of a duck.
it means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.
– where’s my cow? (in a redneck manner)
– hey man, stop w-nking like a duck!

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