wanking nostalgic
the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one’s experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
when older generations call younger generations “lazy”, “narcissistic”, “ent-tled”, and “disrespectful”, while insisting that they were never that way when they were young, they’re doing little more than w-nking nostalgic.
“everything was so much better when i was young. kids these days are ruining the world/subculture i grew up in.”
“quit w-nking nostalgic. things were plenty f-cked-up back then, too, and you know it.”
“back in my day . . .”
“ignore grandpa. he’s just w-nking nostalgic again.”
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